Top Topless Beaches from Forbes.com (RealPlayer)
From the network of flat-tax weirdo Steve Forbes, comes this advice about the best topless beaches in the world, nude vacationing, and nudist etiquette.
Happily (by which I mean "incrementally more arousingly, much-less creepily, but also a whole lot less amusingly"), the advice is delivered by a couple of J-school bimbos (clothed, and in a studio, at that), and not Steve himself.
Comments (6)
Oh. WOW.
First, do I want to ask how you found that? I mean, you were searching for stock tips, right?
And, secondly, could they have picked more bimbo-ish girls?!?!
If you have to cover up for dinner, it's not a REAL nudist colony.
Posted by Kate | February 16, 2006 12:56 AM
Posted on February 16, 2006 00:56
Stock tips...of course. I'd clicked on a story (about Apple, as it happens) on Yahoo; it took me to Forbes, where I saw the "most popular videos" box. At the top was "top topless beaches." And naturally (!) I clicked it.
David Sedaris (or is it David Foster Wallace?) has a great story about going to a nudist camp, and playing nude shuffleboard, etc. Apparently one can never have too many towels.
Strange that the Forbes bunnies didn't mention that.
[Edit, because having "too few towels" doesn't make any sense at all. --CW]
Posted by rotorglow | February 16, 2006 11:39 AM
Posted on February 16, 2006 11:39
It was Sedaris, definitely.
Posted by expediency101 | February 21, 2006 12:00 PM
Posted on February 21, 2006 12:00
Just thought of something:
Ironically (is that the word I mean?) I read the Sedaris story sitting by the pool at some fantastically luxurious and over-irrigated resort in Tucson--on a towel, but not for "that" reason.
Yep.
Posted by rotorglow | February 21, 2006 9:57 PM
Posted on February 21, 2006 21:57
Yikes! Glad you qualified that...
Posted by expediency101 | February 22, 2006 1:00 PM
Posted on February 22, 2006 13:00
BTW, I hope that my gravestone one day reads "flat-tax weirdo." Also, great band name.
Posted by expediency101 | February 22, 2006 1:01 PM
Posted on February 22, 2006 13:01