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PROS and CONS*: hot female nurses and pharmacists

PROS:

"Now, I'm just going to check for any swollen glands."
Bedside manner requires direct eye contact
Follow-up visits

CONS:

Abnormally high blood pressure readings
Dry mouth, stammering, sweating
Otherwise unexplainable erections

* With props and apologies to Minor Tweaks' Tom Bartlett, as if he'll ever read this.

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